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I'm out of smokes.

2
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Everything's getting blurry.
I need my nicotine fix.

3
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Hey there, Yani Neko!

4
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I'm the Cigarette Fairy.

5
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I'm here to rescue a poor Beastfolk soul
who's fallen victim to nicotine.

6
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You perv!

7
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I'm trying
to tell you something important.

8
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Listen, Yani Neko.

9
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You're clearly suffering
from nicotine withdrawal.

10
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Cigarettes should be enjoyed
in moderation.

11
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I am enjoying it in moderation!

12
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Your reaction tells me otherwise.

13
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Okay.

14
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Something has to change.

15
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I will teach you
the Nicotine Receptor Workout.

16
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NICOTINE RECEPTOR WORKOUT

17
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Her hair tie be covered in smoke

18
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Her mother's lungs be full of smoke too

19
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So smokey, so smokey

20
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It be too late to cry after it's over

21
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Here we go

22
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Here we go, here we go

23
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Is it working?

24
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Stop! Don't let the nicotine win!

25
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You shouldn't shake that tasty ass
in front of me, then.

26
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Damn it!
Why doesn't this taste like cigarettes?

27
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Why would I?

28
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In the end, I'm just...

29
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Hey.

30
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Yani Neko,
here's the community bulletin board.

31
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In the end,
I'm just a figment of your imagination.

32
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Yani Neko?

33
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That can't be. I can definitely feel it.

34
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It's all just an illusion
your brain is showing you.

35
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That can't be.

36
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That can't...

37
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The smell of smoke.

38
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The feel of hemp.

39
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The reflection of the sunset.

40
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The train whistle in the distance.

41
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I'm trapped here.

42
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I'm always with you.
Now, back to the workout.

43
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Hey, Yaku Neko.

44
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I need nicotine, give me a cigarette!

45
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Hey, Yani.

46
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Sorry, I'm actually out of smokes too.

47
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Liar. You're smoking one right now.

48
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What, this?

49
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That's not a cigarette?

50
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No, of course it is.

51
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Then gimme.

52
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But!

53
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Don't be so stingy!

54
00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:06,764
Remember how I gave you cigarette butts
when you were broke?

55
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Yani.

56
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You're so ungrateful.

57
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What the hell, this tastes awful!

58
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You're doing it wrong.

59
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You have to hold it in before you exhale.

60
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Otherwise, none of the chemicals
will get absorbed.

61
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This is a cigarette, right?

62
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Of course.

63
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Okay, this isn't too bad.

64
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Right? Do you want some ice cream?

65
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It'll taste really good
if you have some now!

66
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This is a cigarette?

67
00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:02,945
Of course.

68
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Chainsmoker Cat.

69
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CONTAINS MAD BEAST PROPHYLACTIC

70
00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,208
Looks like it's this time of year again.

71
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I hate how this medicine tastes,
like disgusting herbs.

72
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Yaku, you home?

73
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What are you doing?

74
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What's up, Yani?

75
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I want to take this mad beast medicine.
Could I have some water?

76
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They shut off the water in my apartment.

77
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This is a vaccine!

78
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I didn't ask.

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VITAMINS, LAXATIVES, PHONE CARDS, SYRINGES
LOZENGES, WATER, HERBALS

80
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You're not doing
some weird drugs again, are you?

81
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Of course not!

82
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You know I've gone straight! Come on!

83
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If you won't believe me,
then I truly am alone!

84
00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,803
I thought I could rejoin society
after turning my life around.

85
00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:11,055
Give me a break here!

86
00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:14,183
Actually,

87
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why are you so concerned about me anyway?

88
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Hold on,

89
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are you a narc?

90
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That's some disguise! Give me back Yani!

91
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Calm down! Take a deep breath!

92
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My life is a mess because of you!

93
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Take off that disguise!

94
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Revelio!

95
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YAKU NEKO IS INCREDIBLY BAD
AT PROVING HER INNOCENCE

96
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Chainsmoker Cat.

97
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That was hilarious.

98
00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,691
You two there.

99
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PALM READING - 2,000 YEN

100
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The barkeep was a riot.

101
00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,322
I didn't expect him to show his ass there.

102
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You two Beastfolk.

103
00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:16,704
Want your palms read?

104
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That's expensive!

105
00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:20,833
It's gonna be lame anyway.

106
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I'll do it for 100 yen.

107
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I don't hate
taking down cocky customers like you.

108
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You're a fortune teller?

109
00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:34,972
You only have to pay the 2,000 yen
if you think my reading is legitimate.

110
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You got a deal.

111
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Let's see.

112
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Yuck!

113
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Do you even wash your hands?

114
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You're a smoker, aren't you?

115
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Not only that, you're an addict
who causes trouble for your family.

116
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You live alone in a rundown apartment
because you don't have a job.

117
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And

118
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you'll die of lung cancer
within five years!

119
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,252
Or in a fire.

120
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,006
Now, now. It's just a fortune reading.

121
00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,301
Here, smoke a cigarette and calm down.

122
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,431
Sounds like I was right.

123
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You're next.

124
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Show me your hand.

125
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I'll do it for 100 yen.

126
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,147
Me?

127
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,151
I don't really believe
in this sort of thing.

128
00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:33,281
Besides, aren't fortune readings
just that Barnum effect thing?

129
00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:37,285
Or just making deductions from information
like you did with Yani.

130
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:40,037
Do you do illegal drugs?

131
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No.

132
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,253
Do you have an arrest record, then?

133
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No.

134
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No house searches either?

135
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Never.

136
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,924
Really?

137
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Really.

138
00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,219
It doesn't make sense.

139
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,722
How can a palm reading be so specific?

140
00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:00,308
I mean, not that any of that is true!

141
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:04,353
Whether you believe it or not
is up to you.

142
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:10,359
If you don't like it,
just leave 100 yen and get lost.

143
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,496
Hey!

144
00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:25,499
Chainsmoker Cat!

145
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,111
Yani.
- Yeah?

146
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,696
You're not gonna work?

147
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,823
We're not at that point yet.

148
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:02,244
My part-time job pays by the day.
Do you want to come with me?

149
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,747
Listen, Yaku.

150
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,749
Take a look at that cloud.

151
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,170
That's what I'm going to be.

152
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:16,467
Something free, not bound to anything.

153
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:20,012
That's how I want to be.

154
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:27,895
Mere hunger can't rob me of that freedom.

155
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:31,065
That was so freaking badass!

156
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,527
It's like you don't give a crap
about anything!

157
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:39,281
Well, even if I were a cloud,
I'd start working if I ran out of smokes.

158
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,284
When that time comes,
then you can hook me up with a job.

159
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,968
Of course! I'd get you
on the schedule the same day.

160
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,291
Yani is so freaking cool today.

161
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,050
Just like she was when I first met her.

162
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,344
That's right.

163
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,055
I admired her so much.

164
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,892
The way she was free just like a cloud.

165
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,691
Open up! Hook me up with a job!

166
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:16,986
You sleeping?

167
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,947
You better not be fucking high right now!

168
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,533
Get the fuck up already!

169
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,577
It's the middle of the night.

170
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,203
This is fucking serious.

171
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,457
I thought I had a carton left,
but that was last week!

172
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,584
I need money to buy cigarettes!

173
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,836
Hook me up
with a job I can start right now

174
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,546
that pays by the day.

175
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:43,679
Right, she's not a cloud, she's smoke.

176
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,073
RAGE

177
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,074
What a bullshit game!

178
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,911
Hame Neko! This game is total bullshit!

179
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:11,665
In a fighting game,
you lose when you get tilted.

180
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,751
You can't show your emotions.

181
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,794
You gotta stay cool
no matter the situation.

182
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,296
Got it?

183
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:20,424
The problem is that I can't do that.

184
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,885
Here, watch me play ranked.

185
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:23,802
RANKED MATCHES

186
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:28,307
I'll show you just how I reached Ul-Mas.

187
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,391
UL-MAS - ULTIMATE MASTER

188
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,309
Ready?

189
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,866
You lose! Bring it on!

190
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:50,329
All they did was spin the stick around.

191
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,090
You hungry, Yani?

192
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,092
Want to eat lunch?

193
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,595
I think I have some ramen packs.

194
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,069
RAGE

195
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,704
I've been meaning to tell you.

196
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:35,207
Don't smoke around my game system!

197
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,334
I'm sorry!

198
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,347
I'll kill you, you smoking bitch!

199
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,937
Then my slipper went flying.

200
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,689
No way.
- It's true.

201
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:03,360
You know, I've noticed
you're not all that beasty, Imoko.

202
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,195
You should act more like a cat.

203
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,324
Everyone's different.

204
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,872
Did you just meow?

205
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:15,956
Don't.

206
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,333
Your inner cat came out.

207
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,586
Poofy puppy!

208
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,473
It's my little sister.

209
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,976
What's up?
Are you heading home from school?

210
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,979
I didn't know you had a sister.

211
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,940
She's meowing like crazy.

212
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,358
So cute.

213
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,110
Give me some love.

214
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,444
I don't know this person.

215
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,243
ONE MOMENT PLEASE
STANDBY - HAME CHANNEL

216
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,496
JUST CHATTING: HAME IS GOING THROUGH IT

217
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,998
Hey, everyone!

218
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,960
It's time for the Hame Channel!

219
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,253
Thank you all for coming.

220
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,089
So, anyway.

221
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:09,301
I've just been having the worst day today!

222
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,262
Yuck! Big bug!

223
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,640
No, stay away!

224
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,767
I hate bugs!

225
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:17,726
SEEMS STAGED

226
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,561
Big, meanie bug!

227
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,022
Okay, fine!
I'll just bring the vacuum cleaner.

228
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,234
Sorry, everyone,
I'm going to pause the stream.

229
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,318
HER VIBE'S ALL DIFFERENT

230
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,403
IT'S NOT PAUSED

231
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,487
THIS IS BAD

232
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,655
HAME! IT'S NOT PAUSED!

233
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:30,739
CLIPPED IT

234
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,824
THIS IS BAD

235
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,908
HAME'S CUTE

236
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,410
THE CRANE FLY HAD A FAMILY

237
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:44,169
Why is my sister so embarrassing?!

238
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,424
So I guess you hate your sister.

239
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,050
I don't hate her!

240
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,301
So you love her?

241
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,055
Love?

242
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,268
My head...

243
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,562
Sorry.

244
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,273
I guess it's complicated.

245
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,277
I'm...
- Seriously, our bad.

246
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,158
I didn't know you could be this loud.

247
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,081
INTELLIGENCE

248
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,791
Coffee and cigarettes are a great combo,

249
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,169
but it ticks me off
how it makes me need to pee.

250
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,338
I mean, I wouldn't say it ticks me off,

251
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,382
but I get the needing to pee part.

252
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,552
I don't get it at all.

253
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,388
Are your bladders the size of a hamster's?

254
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,322
YUMMY COFFEE MILK

255
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,810
The hell you talking about,
you toilet fairy?

256
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,898
Fairy? What's that?

257
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:49,777
In high school,
she always ate her lunch in the bathroom.

258
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,029
We could never get her to come out,

259
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,282
so we started calling her
the Toilet Fairy.

260
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,576
I have been enchanted by Stinker Bell.
- Would you stop?

261
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:01,872
Stay back or the cursed mark will appear.
- Stop telling her about it!

262
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,083
What's wrong? Pain in the pucker?
- No!

263
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,834
I'll kill you!

264
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,130
But actually,

265
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:14,218
I'm an idol, and idols don't pee.

266
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,220
Unlike Yakuko.

267
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:25,646
You hear that, Yani?
I need you to hold her down.

268
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,232
What?

269
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,983
Vibrator attack!

270
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,861
Wait, hold on!

271
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,863
Stop!

272
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,168
So you do pee. Idol, my ass.

273
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:53,757
This frog-looking loser
is the toilet fairy's true form.

274
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,760
Fucking gross.

275
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,934
I'll kill you!

276
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:07,437
That's so salty!

277
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:11,817
You fucking junkie!
That's the taste of life!

278
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:15,362
I'm sorry! I'm gonna puke! Stop!

279
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,072
Puke then!

280
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:24,079
I wish they'd stop trashing my room.

281
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,833
Chainsmoker Cat.

282
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,086
NYAGAMIHARA CITY HALL

283
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,212
BEASTFOLK CITY NYAGAMIHARA

284
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,964
I'm here at city hall today.

285
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,716
Number 385.
- Are we up yet?

286
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,343
Hame Neko came
to give herself a last name.

287
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:43,056
She doesn't have one
because her parents are both Beastfolk.

288
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:47,686
Apparently, she had five points deducted
from every test because of it.

289
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,605
All done!

290
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,608
Look, Yani!

291
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,943
It's my new last name!

292
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,862
HAMEKO EASYGOING*ANGEL

293
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,113
What is this?

294
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,574
Cute, isn't it?

295
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,367
Starting today,

296
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,578
I'm Hameko Easygoing*Angel!

297
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,039
Nice to meet you!

298
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,083
It's pretty freaking weird.

299
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,794
It's also long and hard to say.

300
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,588
Are you kidding me?

301
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,176
I doubt anybody
is going to call you by it.

302
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,345
That's so mean!

303
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:24,932
I actually don't know your last name.

304
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,351
I bet it's weird, isn't it?

305
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,810
It's Sato.

306
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,103
That's so normal!

307
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,982
I hear it's a lot harder
to change your name a second time.

308
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,109
So now's your chance to reconsider.

309
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:40,072
It's fine! I'm going to submit it.

310
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,949
What about Hameko Tanaka?

311
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,367
Never!

312
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,284
BEASTFOLK DEPARTMENT

313
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,746
Okay, everything's in order.
We'll mail you the documents later.

314
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,290
After they arrive,
please bring them back here,

315
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,001
and we'll update your ID.

316
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:59,132
Hame Easygoing*Angel
is an easygoing angel.

317
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,930
Oh crap. I need to go to the bathroom.

318
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:05,931
Need to poop?

319
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,766
No!

320
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,562
What should I do about this?

321
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,022
Let me take a look.

322
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,692
What is this last name?

323
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:20,737
Well, a lot of Beastfolk
pick strange names.

324
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,283
This symbol in the middle.

325
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,701
What do you think it is?

326
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,287
She left before I could check with her.

327
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,872
What indeed.

328
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,792
We can't register symbols.

329
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,671
It's not a butthole, is it?

330
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,924
You're right. That's an anus.

331
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:44,803
Should I enter it as "anus" or "butthole"?

332
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,556
Neither sounds good.

333
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,890
What about "anal"?

334
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:49,808
BUTT SHOWER

335
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:54,009
Maybe I'll do a stream to celebrate
my new last name when I get home.

336
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,190
Hameko Easygoing*Angel!

337
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,442
EASYGOING*ANGEL

338
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:02,195
EASYGOING ANAL ANGEL

339
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:07,159
Today, Hameko Easygoing Anal Angel
was born.

340
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:37,958
Subtitle translation by: Zensho Yamamoto

341
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,084
THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.

342
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,961
UNDERAGE SMOKING AND DRINKING
IS PROHIBITED. DO NOT IMITATE.

